doublepistolsandacurtsy:

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Don’t be afraid to be wrong. Because we’re all human beings. :P

HELP ME. FUCKING HELP GODDAMNIT.

mistcover:

sad vampire hatelesbians is always canon what are you talking about

I love that I have come to a point in my life where that makes sense.

I HATE YOU ALL

The good thing about vampires:

felidaecenterstage:

You don’t need to come up for air when you make out.

How NOT to play an RPG.

When there are 6 gangbangers closing in with automatic pistols, you know your character is min-maxed when the DM takes, “I rape.” as an attack command.

How NOT to play an RPG.

When the club filled with Skinheads is bearing down on you for beating the shit out of one of them, it’s probably not a good idea to ask, “Is that not how you mosh?”

How NOT to play an RPG.

When the security guard tells you to take the Swastika Armband off, do not respond by breaking his nose and running into the hotel.

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